justmythoughtsonadaily:

notesonascandal:

tastefullyoffensive:

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Look. That Red Bullseye is like a beacon to my bank account. I pass it EVERYDAY going back & forth to work. On payday Friday, it be callin’ me, like crack called Pookie!!

I can go in with a GC someone gave me, and tell myself I’m only going to spend what’s on the GC. Of course, I end up spending twice as much of my own money, than what was on the GC. Target should have a new slogan: $0-60 in 2.5 seconds.